Amelia-Jayne. Christian. 17. Yorkshire. Brightly Coloured jeans. Odd Socks. Castle. Rizzoli & Isles, Doctor Who. Sherlock. Murdoch Mysteries.

He’s not Maura

(Source: secondhandroses)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

(Source: weeaboo-chan)

kveatscookiesncakes:

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

Aladdin made this the best PW takeover post ever.

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania)

castleramblings:

claimedbyanother:

What?

I still want to know WHAT #Castle (NF) did that caused this expression on Beckett’s (SK) face. TEM tweeted that he did “something.” So hope it’s on the Blooper real.

Oh, I didn’t know that. I hope it’s on there too.

(Source: behindgreeneyess)

alwayswriterandcop:

no but look at her being all cute and smiley and adorable and dreamy because this is her favorite author reading a story to her and despite him being annoying all the time this is still the greatest thing for her and he doesn’t even realize what he does to her with just his words and his voice and can you see them just sitting on the couch some times now him reading to her because once late at night after they turned off the lights and cuddled together in bed she told him how much this means to her and now that he knows it just makes him happy and awww

castleramblings:

One of the lines in ‘Deadly Heat’ that felt like it was written directly from Castle to Beckett.

One hundred caps for 100 episodes

Thank you to all the Castle cast & crew for making such a wonderful show that now holds such a special place in my heart 

(Source: shipper-of-all-things)

somtum:

THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

somtum:

THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

(Source: shutupjames)

(Source: charlesrengel)

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out


actual picture of me after chipotle

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

(Source: ultimatepisshead)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta)

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missythemermaid:

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

are you fucking for real