Amelia-Jayne. 17. Yorkshire. Brightly Coloured jeans. Odd Socks. Castle. Rizzoli & Isles, Doctor Who.
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-friends (or lack of)
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All of them…minus the last two… Oh.
I read somewhere that the distance between a man’s thumb and forefinger is a good estimation of how large their cock is….
And now I REALLY need to know how big his hands actually are. Because of science!
Instead of imaging, lets do the math. First we need some sort of measurement that we can use for comparison. How about part of Ben C’s finger. Now how do we do that you might ask. Well,
Now we will say from tip of finger to first knuckle is just a bit bigger than half the width of a standard iPhone (looks like a 4, so I’m using my iPhone 4 to measure). This lets me approximate this length to about 1.25 inches.
Now comes the next part:
Now the green lines are my edits. We can now takes this line and make it in line with the red dotted line, but keep it the same length.
Next, you copy and paste the line and fit it end to end.
That is 7 line fragments. But wait, that last on overhangs just slightly. I’d say that his thumb ends about ¾ of the length of a line fragment.
6.75 x 1.25” = 8.4375 inches.
did you just fucking deduce his penis size
Esposito: Speaking of fairy tales, turns out that our victim really was Red Riding Hood.
Beckett: Are you drinking Castle’s Kool-Aid now?
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
WHAT ARE THEY SELLING
Great first day at out Easter holiday club! We taught about Jesus getting angry in the temple, and how it was a righteous anger, and then we followed with a response asking them to think about the silly thinks we get angry at; such as siblings and games! And then prayed, asking God to help us get righteously angry at things that matter! Like poverty and such!
I had a little boy, year 4, in my group, who I haven’t had in group since he was year 1! And he has grown spiritually and in confidence since then, he volunteered for a game, for the first time! I was so proud of this kid then! Which really shows that the seeds we plant in the hearts of these kids sprout into amazing things! I was truely blessed by him! And I look forward to the rest of this week, eagerly awaiting God to move among the kids and leaders alike!
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”