Amelia-Jayne. 17. Yorkshire. Brightly Coloured jeans. Odd Socks. Castle. Rizzoli & Isles, Doctor Who.

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

(Source: fondmemoryarchive)

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

liamssmiler:

a-blog-of-kingdoms:

utterlyrandomblog:

twlohasmp:

-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
-religion

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

All of them…minus the last two… Oh.

All

All

ughbenedict:

drjacquesplante:

sherlockisthebest:

shootingdaggers:

sherlockisthebest:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sherlockisthebest:



I read somewhere that the distance between a man’s thumb and forefinger is a good estimation of how large their cock is…. 

OMG….



And now I REALLY need to know how big his hands actually are. Because of science!
edit:


just imagine…. 

Instead of imaging, lets do the math. First we need some sort of measurement that we can use for comparison. How about part of Ben C’s finger. Now how do we do that you might ask. Well, 

Now we will say from tip of finger to first knuckle is just a bit bigger than half the width of a standard iPhone (looks like a 4, so I’m using my iPhone 4 to measure). This lets me approximate this length to about 1.25 inches. 
Now comes the next part:

Now the green lines are my edits. We can now takes this line and make it in line with the red dotted line, but keep it the same length.

Next, you copy and paste the line and fit it end to end.

That is 7 line fragments. But wait, that last on overhangs just slightly. I’d say that his thumb ends about ¾ of the length of a line fragment.
So:
6.75 x 1.25” = 8.4375 inches.
You’re welcome.


did you just fucking deduce his penis size

ughbenedict:

drjacquesplante:

sherlockisthebest:

shootingdaggers:

sherlockisthebest:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sherlockisthebest:

I read somewhere that the distance between a man’s thumb and forefinger is a good estimation of how large their cock is…. 

OMG….

photo benfinger_zps44039ebf.jpg

And now I REALLY need to know how big his hands actually are. Because of science!

edit:

just imagine…. 

Instead of imaging, lets do the math. First we need some sort of measurement that we can use for comparison. How about part of Ben C’s finger. Now how do we do that you might ask. Well, 

Now we will say from tip of finger to first knuckle is just a bit bigger than half the width of a standard iPhone (looks like a 4, so I’m using my iPhone 4 to measure). This lets me approximate this length to about 1.25 inches. 

Now comes the next part:

Now the green lines are my edits. We can now takes this line and make it in line with the red dotted line, but keep it the same length.

Next, you copy and paste the line and fit it end to end.

That is 7 line fragments. But wait, that last on overhangs just slightly. I’d say that his thumb ends about ¾ of the length of a line fragment.

So:

6.75 x 1.25” = 8.4375 inches.

You’re welcome.

did you just fucking deduce his penis size

beckettsdrawer:

castleramblings:

One of the most powerful, if painful, bits of foreshadowing in the series.

Ouch, that still stings.
catharsisproductions:

We love this image by Cathy Wilcox!

catharsisproductions:

We love this image by Cathy Wilcox!


Esposito: Speaking of fairy tales, turns out that our victim really was Red Riding Hood.
Beckett: Are you drinking Castle’s Kool-Aid now?

Esposito: Speaking of fairy tales, turns out that our victim really was Red Riding Hood.

Beckett: Are you drinking Castle’s Kool-Aid now?

(Source: foxsmulder)

nobodyputstheimpalainacorner:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

vasiliosversace:

nutella-boy:

dustyanus:

thatderpwearingafedora:

tunapuss:

charlizesittheronmyface:

iwillalwayslovethefool:

Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well

what

they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL

SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING

image CHOCOLATES.

image

#this post #this is why i’m on tumblr

(Source: polyandthenomials)

Holiday club - day 1

Great first day at out Easter holiday club! We taught about Jesus getting angry in the temple, and how it was a righteous anger, and then we followed with a response asking them to think about the silly thinks we get angry at; such as siblings and games! And then prayed, asking God to help us get righteously angry at things that matter! Like poverty and such!
I had a little boy, year 4, in my group, who I haven’t had in group since he was year 1! And he has grown spiritually and in confidence since then, he volunteered for a game, for the first time! I was so proud of this kid then! Which really shows that the seeds we plant in the hearts of these kids sprout into amazing things! I was truely blessed by him! And I look forward to the rest of this week, eagerly awaiting God to move among the kids and leaders alike!

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

yungbussy:

ppl in africa are dying

(Source: the-fourth-kind)

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

inarina:

aryashi:

supagirl:

hargitays:

why don’t tv writers realize there are better storylines than cheating and death

(Source: nobodyownsyou)

i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day